26 8 / 2014

primacdonaldsgirl:

when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it 

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26 8 / 2014

cassiesteele:

Me - if I were a Latina

you guys know i’m asian right?

26 8 / 2014

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25 8 / 2014

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

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25 8 / 2014

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25 8 / 2014

inspirationcocoa:

You know what I hear in my head whenever people talk about Blue Ivy’s hair: “Beyoncé has all the money to make Blue look more white but she just let’s her walk around looking so black. Cause that’s essentially what your hatin’ asses are saying.

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25 8 / 2014

25 8 / 2014

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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25 8 / 2014

magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

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24 8 / 2014

23 8 / 2014

brokendildo:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I love lying to my grandmother about technology that doesn’t exist like I just explained to her that people invented these machines to enter dreams and I described to her the plot of inception as if it were a news story and she doesn’t know how to use the internet so she can’t fact check me

I wish I was your grandma I bet she’s scared but also fascinated

(via twofingerswhiskey)

23 8 / 2014

one-eyed-duncan:

pawkitj:

best modern family scene ever

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

(Source: fymodernfamily, via never-taking-kairis-heart)

21 8 / 2014

ransomdracalis:

Seconding the “escalation of force” critique. Their weapon handling is shit. Their crowd control is shit. The police there are clearly poorly-trained, poorly-lead, and just generally fucking up in every way possible.

(Source: sandandglass, via jessehimself)

21 8 / 2014

obamacareless:

ihatecispeople:

Please don’t be mean to freshman. Please don’t be mean to younger kids for no reason. It’s already difficult enough going through the transition process of changing schools. They don’t need you to be an asshole to them for no reason on top of that.

except u can be mean to freshmen lmao fuckin nerds

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21 8 / 2014

thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

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