29 9 / 2014

beautyloveandsociety:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this hurt.

(via rhyse)

29 9 / 2014

foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via whoredinarygirl)

29 9 / 2014

derinthemadscientist:

lectorel:

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

The onion isn’t satire. The onion is pure progressive rage with a thin satire coating.

So you’re saying it has layers?

derinthemadscientist:

lectorel:

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

The onion isn’t satire. The onion is pure progressive rage with a thin satire coating.

So you’re saying it has layers?

(Source: labryth, via twofingerswhiskey)

29 9 / 2014

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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(via whoredinarygirl)

28 9 / 2014

yoncevevo:

tokomon:

at least i have one thing beyonce does not have. a high school diploma.

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you also don’t have the privilege of being valued at $900 million while you sittin at home making 2 note text posts to your 14 followers she’s out in france enjoying her birthday…

28 9 / 2014

yonceinthatlingerie:

yoncevevo:

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When will your fave make a song that celebrates the diversity within the black community??

(Source: beythirdwardtrill, via thebeyhive)

27 9 / 2014

27 9 / 2014

27 9 / 2014

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

(via twofingerswhiskey)

27 9 / 2014

datassium:

just leaving this here for everyone…

(via twofingerswhiskey)

26 9 / 2014

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

(via whoredinarygirl)

25 9 / 2014

lagos2bahia:

So many men have internalized the lie that they have uncontrollable sex drives, and no way to control their anger. They aren’t ashamed of their abusive behavior because they see it as a something natural to them and maybe even central to their masculinity. It’s scary as hell.

(via jizeru-jueru)

24 9 / 2014

modernfamily-abc:

The price of beauty!

modernfamily-abc:

The price of beauty!

23 9 / 2014

dynastylnoire:

carryonteamfreewill:

Mendeley is the greatest program ever

I want to weep with joy every time I use it

Just click a button when you pull up an article and it will automatically save it to your library

And cite it for you

And you can use it on your mobile devices

And it’s free

Just download it and you won’t have so many urges to kill everyone in sight while writing a research paper

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Thank you so much!

(Source: barelyfunctioningangel, via whoredinarygirl)

22 9 / 2014

griseldablondco:

U shouldnt date white men cause they wanna do goofy romantic shit all the time.

The be like “honey lets drive out to the country and pick peaches”

My nigga Whole Foods around the corner fuck u mean?

(via jizeru-jueru)