22 7 / 2014

worldfamousprofessor:

i’ve been watching vines for like four hours

(Source: epic-vines, via twofingerswhiskey)

22 7 / 2014

ssweet-dispositionn:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Omg

(via twofingerswhiskey)

22 7 / 2014

22 7 / 2014

ruinedchildhood:

me after group projects

(Source: heckboy, via milsoph)

22 7 / 2014

shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

(Source: thehomosexuals, via epic-humor)

22 7 / 2014

22 7 / 2014

kingsleyyy:

waiting on your friend to walk outside when they said they were already ready

kingsleyyy:

waiting on your friend to walk outside when they said they were already ready

(via twofingerswhiskey)

22 7 / 2014

22 7 / 2014

22 7 / 2014

emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

(via never-taking-kairis-heart)

22 7 / 2014

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

(via whoredinarygirl)

22 7 / 2014

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via epic-humor)

21 7 / 2014

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

(via blastortoise)

21 7 / 2014

weirdesthomevideos:

Lana Del Rey for Rolling Stone, July 31st, 2014.

Photographs by Theo Wenner.

(Source: twenner.com, via janellthegreat)

21 7 / 2014