16 4 / 2014

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

(Source: cartoonpolitics, via twofingerswhiskey)

16 4 / 2014

16 4 / 2014

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

REBELLION”

(Source: caps-soldier, via twofingerswhiskey)

16 4 / 2014

schmoyoho:

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

THAT DROP DO

(via hitrecordjoe)

16 4 / 2014

lexlifts:

thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

this fucking hit me like a fucking train 

(via twofingerswhiskey)

15 4 / 2014

teenvogue:

White on white on white…
topped off with purple hair and snake skin pumps?  
Nicole Richie proves once again why she’s still our style crush »

teenvogue:

White on white on white…

topped off with purple hair and snake skin pumps?  

Nicole Richie proves once again why she’s still our style crush »

15 4 / 2014

15 4 / 2014

15 4 / 2014

  • 1: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • 2: Are you 18?
  • 1: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

15 4 / 2014

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor, via cadburycreamcoolator)

15 4 / 2014

percy-pendragons:

foxyliciouss:

yahooentertainment:

We are all Josh Hutcherson

The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho

(via twofingerswhiskey)

15 4 / 2014

15 4 / 2014

15 4 / 2014

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via cadburycreamcoolator)

14 4 / 2014

huffingtonpost:

Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around.  See the full video here. 

(via twofingerswhiskey)