20 10 / 2014

20 10 / 2014

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via whoredinarygirl)

19 10 / 2014

stuckinsidethesnogbox:

oxidoreductase:

Before I read to the end I thought it meant you wouldn’t work a day in your life because you love it too much to call it work…but this is more likely.

Fun story, I’m majoring in journalism because apparently there’s no money in creative writing, so I picked the next best thing

stuckinsidethesnogbox:

oxidoreductase:

Before I read to the end I thought it meant you wouldn’t work a day in your life because you love it too much to call it work…but this is more likely.

Fun story, I’m majoring in journalism because apparently there’s no money in creative writing, so I picked the next best thing

(Source: memewhore, via twospookywhiskey)

19 10 / 2014

markus-of-nuttus:

demispooky:

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

where is the lie tho

(via twospookywhiskey)

19 10 / 2014

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

(via twospookywhiskey)

19 10 / 2014

19 10 / 2014

19 10 / 2014

youcouldbemy-sanity:

Relationship goals.

(Source: sexyyuglyy, via epic-humor)

19 10 / 2014

19 10 / 2014

insightings:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

(Source: preys, via whoredinarygirl)

18 10 / 2014

18 10 / 2014

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

(Source: zarialinton, via twospookywhiskey)

18 10 / 2014

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

(via twospookywhiskey)

18 10 / 2014

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via twospookywhiskey)

18 10 / 2014

clannyphantom:

lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”

(via twospookywhiskey)